January 2011
so true.
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
crystlebieber:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
MORE MONEY FOR MY TATTOO, BITCHES
MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. lol the gifs
I like MONEY.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
rnguuyen:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
that awkward moment when you`re on your period &...
heirforceone:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
Saved the best for last.
thatocsam:
Flynn Rider gifs:
Do you guys don't mind if I post nothing but...
i’m so obsessed with the movie.
Cross out what you've done. →
myrandaaanicole:
myrandaaanicole.tumblr.com
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone. gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time without sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a...
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
uponawish:
gadgetsgiveaway:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOWN.
THAT I DID NOT KNOW. UNTIL NOW.
NO IT DOESN’T YOU GULLIBLE BASTARDS! it means nobody/no one
what the ……… LMFAOSAMSDL
it’s not lost, it means “NO ONE”
My parents think I do nothing all day.
-rocketshiptoshafio:
Bitches please, I run a blog.
Tumblr,PLEASE bring back the red notification...
ilesttousquejedesire:
I feel so lost without it.
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
pssarahwins:
abcdomo:
TO PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW ME FROM SCHOOL:
You are allowed to read my shit, but:
don’t speak of it at school or anywhere at all.
whatever’s on tumblr, stays on tumblr.
don’t ask me questions about who my posts are about.
don’t judge me from my posts.
don’t assume my posts are about you.
don’t assume my posts are towards a certain someone in particular.
in each post i make, i have my reasons that doesn’t concern you...
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
That terrifying moment when you realize you're...
ineedanewurl:
HO SHIT
